We'll a Hummer used to be my lust in life, but I think I've found a replacement.

Check out the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank available exclusively at Amazon.

  • Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
  • Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
  • 6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
  • Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
  • 400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.

If you happen to pick one up, let me know as I'd love to jump along for a ride sometime B-).