Because it’s Friday and sometimes you just have to get it out of your head. 
imageYour app is slow, demand has grown
the hardware is not your own
your heart sweats, your body shakes
another clone is all it takes
Compute is cheap, it can’t be beat
there was no doubt, you’d take the leap
your budget’s tight, exec’s decreed
another cloud is all you need
Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to cloud
there’s no 5 9s, but you don’t need,
the systems run at different speeds
requests arrive in double time
another clone and you’ll be fine, a one-click mind
you can’t be saved
compute is all you crave
if there’s a need, an image new
you don’t mind if bills accrue
whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,       
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to cloud
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to cloud Your app’s still slow, demand has grown
the hardware is not your own your heart sweats, your body shakes another clone is all it takes
whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to cloud
might as well face it, you’re addicted to cloud

Addicted to cloud? Then surely you’re attending CloudConnect next week…

cloud-connect

With perhaps a few apologies to Robert Palmer