I think we've probably all gotten that long, almost-indecipherable voicemail message: The occasional odd scraping noise amid mumbling and bits of random conversation, sometimes an eyebrow-raising soundbite, but after a few seconds it becomes painfully obvious that someone (doh!) didn't lock their cellphone keypad AGAIN and your number (oh, lucky you!) was ripe for speed-dialing. You know it's just utter randomness, but it's usually at least mildly entertaining to listen all the way through for some clue where the person was & who they were with, mostly so you can give them crap about it later on.

Well, as entertaining, annoying or sometimes unintentionally revealing as that may be, this guy took it to the next level.  His poor mother.